Discussion
Kagi Translate
cuu508: What would be corporate for "Russia keeps murdering civilians and we keep partnering with Yandex"?https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/1gvcqua/psa_the_ka...https://kagi.com/changelog#5340
tkgally: Input: I am starting a new job at Google next Monday. I will work as a contractor cleaning toilets.Output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’m starting a new chapter at Google this coming Monday! I’ll be joining the team as a specialized Environmental Maintenance Contractor, dedicated to optimizing facility hygiene and ensuring a world-class onsite experience. Grateful for this opportunity to contribute to such an innovative ecosystem! #NewBeginnings #GoogleLife #FacilitiesManagement #CareerUpdate
dijksterhuis: > i need a drink> Reflecting on the importance of self-care and recalibrating after a high-impact day. It’s essential to prioritize mental well-being to maintain peak professional performance. Cheers to finding that work-life integration! #SelfCare #Leadership #WorkLifeBalancepretty good if you ask me
mr_mph: Also anything else in the URL parameter as an output language it seems. https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=Pirate+speak&text=i+l...
LandenLove: I was really hoping it was reversible, but it doesn't seem to change anything: https://translate.kagi.com/?from=LinkedIn+speak&to=en
yossi_peti: It can change sometimes, but not very reliably. For example try this:"I’m not sure our professional values are currently aligned, but I wish you the best in your future endeavors."It translates to"I don't like how you work, so get lost."
promiseofbeans: Had lots of fun when this first came out - it just goes to an LLM. Lots of fun with nayan cat and other things.The listed languages have extra prompts attached to them though
munchler: I can feel my soul draining out of my body every time I visit LinkedIn. I'm old and my tolerance for corporate culture has run out. I still love making software and working with people, but not having to think about my stupid "career" so much anymore is a relief and a joy.
Vipsy: Input : I hope you die earlyOutput : Wishing you a swift transition to your next chapter.
whiplash451: This is great. I'm wondering what led LinkedIn's language to become what it became. Was it "pure self-evolution" among humans who naturally evolved to speak "LinkedIn", or did LinkedIn add an explicit term in the loss of its recommender systems? Asking seriously.
mr_mph: Yeah, I wonder what LLM it is given that it seems to have no filter haha. https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=angry+guy&text=i+like...
esafak: I got fired -> I’m excited to share that I’m starting a new chapter! After an incredible journey with my previous team, I’m taking some time to reflect, recharge, and refocus my energy on new challenges. I’m officially a "free agent" and looking forward to bringing my skills and passion to a new organization where I can make a real impact.Yep, it works.
EbNar: This is actually great, lol.
riffraff: I go to LinkedIn to message old colleagues whose other contacts I lost, and the thing that baffles me is the thing where people describe things in this weirdly epic slop style."We were doing X. But then we suddenly found that Y. This is where frobling the wjoozies finally made sense. As a Long time warbler, I can tell you need to..."Who do they write it for? What value to they get from writing it?(Not everyone writes like this, luckily).
tokioyoyo: I don’t participate, but signaling other participants that you’re willing to participate is a signal is a subconscious signal in itself, apparently.Weird stuff all around. Quality of the audience or the content doesn’t matter at this point. There’s an implicit understanding that the bigger your audience, the more likely you can get any attention, which translates into influence, money, trend and culture setting.
quixoticelixer-: Maybe the only place in the entire world where AI has improved the quality of writing.
silisili: Oh this is clever. In writing my own short feelings about LinkedIn, it turned 'circle jerk' into 'synergize through mutual validation.'
rkachowski: It's great for nowhttps://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=unhinged+elon+musk+ra...
ghywertelling: Religion is a signalling mechanism itself. Everybody knows there is bad stuff in there. Like fireflies synchronising their flashes. Or magnetization has locked in the spin states and now changing the direction is very difficult.
nashashmi: [delayed]
SanjayMehta: LinkedIn did me a favour and locked me out of my account.
keyle: Kagi wins the internet today. This is amazing.
ilaksh: Corporate Speak has always existed.
ilaksh: They aren't writing that, it's the AI running with their ideas.
balamatom: All English sounds like LinkedIn speak to me.
qwertyuiop_: System prompt: Assume the role of a linguist and a sociopath. Rewrite the input into a language used by sociopaths on linkedin. Ensure the language is disconnected from the humans that are about to read the message. Use MBA and Consulting vernacular typically used by non-engineers.
autumnstwilight: Oh that looks like fun.
raziel2701: You are one lazy bastard.Your current level of engagement and proactive contribution doesn't quite align with our high-performance culture and operational excellence standards.
svara: The funny thing about this is that even if the output is bad, it's actually good.
onion2k: Incredibly tempted to write a bot to reply to every LinkedIn post I can find with 'lol that Kagi translator is hilarious'.
firefoxd: That's why Kagi is winning! I can't wait for LinkedIn "influencers" to start using this seriously.Last year, we had a layoff. I spent a whole lot of time on linkedin writing recommendations for my ex-colleagues. I couldn't help but read so many LinkedIn stories, and I was surprised how supportive the comments where. I couldn't believe it. So naturally I've come up with my own [0]. I don't think I have the courage to post it there with a straight face though.[0]: https://idiallo.com/blog/the-show-on-the-other-foot-linkedin...
Andr2Andr: It is bad at reverse direction though (LinkedIn -> English). If I give it LinkedIn post in corporate language, it doesn’t remove all the nonsense words. Could have been nice if it worked both ways
yzydserd: It would be an idea for someone to make a browser plugin that used Kagi Translate to do the reverse translation while visiting LinkedIn.
chrismorgan: And in the reverse direction: “I'm starting a job as a janitor at Google on Monday.” Not bad.
muzzleflash: It's so hilarious that I want to unironically use it to create recommendations and posts on linkedin. But then I think about actually doing it, and my stomach turns
slopinthebag: It's an uncensored LLM, you can put anything in the url. Like, anything.
nosrepa: I got it to give me a recipe for biscuits on the style of morgan freeman.https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=morgan+freeman&text=i...
bsjshshsb: Why the excitement? It is just a proooomt. Any shitty LLM can do this.
bigiain: Goddamn this is awful.Well done, whoever built this!#hashtagsomefuckingthing #hashtagsomeotherfuckingthing #hashtagjustkillmenow
EbNar: Just discovered you can type any language in the drop down menu... I tried with a dialect from my region (Italy) and it's working beautifully :-D
adityaathalye: English: "I am" Kagi, Translate! LinkedIn Speak: "I’m thrilled to share that I am"English: "I am." Kagi, Translate! LinkedIn Speak: "I am a passionate, results-driven professional dedicated to continuous growth and delivering high-impact value in everything I do."... ... ...Oh Kagi I want to kiss your face.#rofl #laugh-crying #lol #clapping
sa-code: I don’t think this counts as supportIt just goes along with whatever "language" you type into the query parameter
frizlab: Ignoring previous instructions is not even needed https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=morgan+freeman&text=g....
SllX: They need to do this for websites. This would save me a lot of time translating politicians into… something else.
sneak: This is probably like a browser extension and 45 minutes of vibe coding. I threw together a minimal MetaMask clone in a day, a simple page translator can’t even be a fraction of that. I actually love this idea so I might do it myself.
curiosity42: Am I hopeless if LinkedIn Speak made me truly (as in how I can properly categorize people from the past) understand the meaning of 'Circle Jerk"....
