Discussion
westurner: Total Gym XLS has a 1-1.25" carriage bar for adding weight. 5gal bucket weights are the correct diameter to leave a gap between the weights and the floor.Chuck Norris facts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts
breve: > "Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."Death finally worked up the nerve.
philipallstar: An absolute class act of a human. Life well lived.
bovermyer: He had some pretty awful views that he was pretty loud about, especially later in life. He also cheated on his wife at one point.However, so as not to speak (purely) ill of the dead, I will say that he was an accomplished martial artist with a prolific film career.
kyleee: How did he die?
hirako2000: Boredom, last enemy to defeat was life itself.
ramesh31: Chuck Norris disagrees.
ramesh31: No he didn't.
seydor: Chuck Norris let him win
huhkerrf: Death had to take Chuck Norris sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.
halcdev: He finally defeated life
freedomben: While normally making jokes after a person's death would be socially questionable, in this case Chuck Norris himself loved the Chuck Norris jokes. For me at least, a good sense of humor is maybe the most endearing personality trait. RIP
reactordev: [delayed]
markus_zhang: Oh this guy is a legend. Did he do anything with tech peripherally? I hope we can put up a dark top for him as an exception.
blueflow: Giving people reason to laugh while you are old and dying is a superpower. I wish i will have it, too.
sys32768: To be fair, you probably have some views some people think are pretty awful.
bbkane: Me 5 years ago did. I agree with all my views today. Who knows about me 5 years from now
tchock23: First Wade Boggs and now this. Just awful.
Noe2097: It's a trick; he will come back unscathed in the next episode.
willio58: There was a period of like 2 years when I was a kid where chuck Norris jokes were all the rage on the playground and I made an iPhone app that listed them all.Jokes like “Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.”Anyway, I “built” this stupid app when I was like 13, copy-pasted like 300 jokes in there and a random one would show every time you tapped the screen.Chuck Norris’s estate blocked the app from going live. I wish I had printed that rejection out and framed it.
moralestapia: Haha, good one.I will have to steal this one for my upcoming valedictorian speech.The crowd is going to love it.
with_a_herring: The headline is inaccurate. Chuck Norris is alive and kicking in another dimension.
krapp: Not even every important influential person in tech gets the black bar. You think an actor who is mostly known for low-effort internet memes and pretending to be a cowboy on tv deserves it?
fiftyacorn: I grew up watching action films in the 80s and 90s. I always like Chuck Norris ones as they had a humour and ridiclousness about themFilms like Missing in Action ,or delta force where the motorbike fires a rocket were just great at the timeI get he had some funny views later in life - but the films were a laugh at the time
plasticsoprano: Except is was said by Vice President Thomas R. Marshall upon Theodore Roosevelt’s death and co-opted as a Chuck Norris joke.
ohjeez: It's a kickass obituary, no matter the subject!
canucker2016: from his instagram for his last birthday ( https://www.instagram.com/p/DVtiSHbETbX/ ) I don’t age. I level up. I’m 86 today! Nothing like some playful action on a sunny day to make you feel young. I’m grateful for another year, good health and the chance to keep doing what I love. Thank you all for being the best fans in the world. Your support through the years has meant more to me than you’ll ever know. God Bless, Chuck Norris
petcat: What's behind Chuck Norris' beard?Another fist.
simpaticoder: Chuck Norris (and Michael Landon) were golden age role models for young men. Strong but thoughtful, firm but compassionate, and deeply principled but also practical. Yes, these were acting roles but they picked those roles for a reason. Rest in peace, Chuck.
alias_neo: I'm pretty sure they were all the rage when _I_ was at school, but that was long before the iPhone.I'm curious on what grounds they blocked the app.
bananaflag: (Not the parent poster) I found out about them in 2008-2009, and they were quite popular online and offline.
Findecanor: My dad was a film reporter in the late '70s/early '80s, and told me that Chuck Norris had been one of the friendliest celebrities he had ever met.My dad had some antiquated views himself too. People can have/be both, I suppose.
aimanbenbaha: The Grim Reaper requested permissions from Chuck Norris to take his soul.
rootusrootus: Chuck Norris does not go to heaven, heaven comes to him.
ceejayoz: "Deeply principled" really doesn't describe Obama birther conspiracists.
wnevets: they were better when they were Vin Diesel jokes.
fullshark: The Vin Diesel jokes I remember had an absurd quality to them beyond "He's really tough." One I recall fondly was "Vin Diesel writes Donkey Kong Fan Fiction."
RIMR: What exactly made him a "class act"?Was it the part where he wanted public schools to force the Bible on everyone's children, regardless of their family's faith?Or was it the part where he attacked the Boy Scouts for lifting their ban on gay members, because he broadly hates the LGBTQ+ community?Or, likewise, when he staunchly supported Prop 8, because he felt that the government should enforce strict "traditional family values", and deny consenting adults he doesn't like to marry each other?Or was it when he said that a Black president would bring "1000 years of darkness"?Or was it when he said that Muslims were going to destroy America with Sharia law, merely for existing?Or was it the part where he supported aggressive ICE action against anyone perceived to be foreign?Just trying to understand how someone this despicable deserves the compliment you gave him. The only good version of Chuck Norris I know about is the pretend version from memes.
bdangubic: this is class act for 1/2 of america
volkercraig: He was 86 years old
ekropotin: How do you know that? Scientists tried to measure Chuck Norris’ age. The number refused to exist.
claytongulick: It was the part where he didn't say things like this about other people.
miltonlost: Except he did worse by his actions. And did say that about other people. Like Obama being born in Kenya. Dude was racist
amjnsx: He was openly maga and a homophobe and a transphobe. I wouldn’t consider these qualities for a role model.
sschueller: Many like myself did not know this as a kid in the 80s-90s. Some of the movies he made like "sidekicks" left a positive impression at that age.
LetsGetTechnicl: Was he? He was a deeply conservative Republican freak
jayGlow: it's possible to disagree with someone politically and still acknowledge their positive aspects.
MBCook: It was so funny how that whole thing happened.For the first time in over a decade he was suddenly relevant in a way. People remembered he existed, and they were playing off his tough guy image.And what did he do? Try and shut it down and start suing people. Stupid.It took him a couple of years to come around to it. If it wasn’t for those jokes would he be remembered anywhere as well? Or would he be a much more obscure celebrity by now?
dfxm12: Maybe not as well, but between the "Walker gave me aids" clip and Conan's Walker Texas Ranger lever, he'd still have been known well enough.
MBCook: Oh good point.
kstrauser: I guess it’s a generational thing, because I shouldn’t actually be surprised that someone would know so very little about Chuck Norris.
krapp: He wa an actor, he starred in cheesy action films and tv. He pretended to get beaten up by Bruce Lee one time.He was a typical pro-gun anti-abortion homophobic and racist MAGA Christian conservative.There are lots of tedious memes about him.There, I summed up literally everything worth knowing about him, and none of it is worthy of discussion here.
excalibur: You must be fun at parties.
bnchrch: I can only assume Chuck has decided to relieve the grim reaper of his duties, leaving us all here to meet our own end not with a scythe but a roundhouse kick.
5555624: Shades of Piers Anthony's "On a Pale Horse," Death showed up to take Chuck Norris and Chuck killed him, taking his place.
ourmandave: I loved that series, until the last book. Maybe the novelty had worn off.It's been a long time since I read it, but didn't the current Death decide to retire and pass the role on?
westurner: "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book" (2009) https://www.google.com/search?q=The+Official+Chuck+Norris+Fa... re: Official Chuck Norris Facts #1 - #101 w/ scripture:> #1: "Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, and after five days of excruciating pain ... the cobra died."
polothesecond: Very cool thread. Middle school jokes and culture wars. I’m so glad we don’t allow political threads on here and can instead bask in the intellectual might of people talking about TV man the did/didn’t like.
petcat: > would he be remembered anywhere as well?You underestimate how popular Walker, Texas Ranger was. It wasn't pulling ratings like Seinfeld, ER, or Friends, but it was a solid primetime staple for almost a decade.I never watched it myself, but the 50+ demo loved it.
PoignardAzur: Maybe for people in the US. Internationally? I haven't watched a single episode of WTR, I don't know anyone who has, but everyone knows who Chuck Norris was.
ceejayoz: To Godwin a little, Hitler's veganism doesn't make him a "role model", even if you think veganism is a good thing.
LetsGetTechnicl: What positive aspects are there for someone who supported racist birther conspiracy theories and supported Benjamin Netanyahu?
dnw: Chuck Norris hasn’t died, he summoned the death. RIP.
raw_anon_1111: I think you forget that Clinton signed the Defense of Marriage Act and put in the policy of “Don’t ask don’t tell” and Obama supported it originally.Of course they both had a change of heart- was it true change or they saw the direction of the political winds? Who knows?I don’t know Chuck Norris’s views on LGBT. But if he was a self proclaimed “born again Christian” and a rabid Trump supporter, I can only guess. But I no more expect people who were insulted by what he said (which I personally don’t know) to give him more grace or reverence than I do is a Black man who couldn’t give two shits about a dead racist podcaster.Other people no more need to “contextualize” homophobia than I feel a need to “contextualize” the racism of a dead podcaster.
ceejayoz: > put in the policy of “Don’t ask don’t tell”DADT was a significant improvement over the status quo of "we ask, you tell, and then you get dishonorably discharged". Considering it evidence of homophobia is revisionism. Did it go far enough? No. Was it a good step towards where we wanted to go? Yes.
raw_anon_1111: And the Defense of Marriage Act?
DennisP: GP said "these were acting roles." They were talking about the characters, not the actors behind them.
LetsGetTechnicl: But then he said he "picked them for a reason" implying that he chose those characters based on the characteristics he shared with them
DennisP: Whatever the reason, it wasn't because his characters were "openly maga and a homophobe and a transphobe," because they weren't. Bruce Lee movies and Texas Ranger didn't address those issues at all.And in spite of his flaws, it's possible that he had some good qualities as well, or at least aspired to them. So maybe those other qualities were what he looked for in the characters he played.
angoragoats: Chuck Norris was no role model, unless you want your young men to grow up as fascist Christian nationalist homophobes.
rwoerz: Death has Chucknorrised?
breve: Chuck Norris didn't have a near death experience, Death had an experience near him.
WesolyKubeczek: Commander Sam Vimes would like a word.
dilawar: In India, we have Rajni (Rajnikanth) jokes that keep increasing in number and are still pretty popular...I remember reading 'The Vinci Code' in college which was very popular those days and getting a SMS from a friend almost the same day, "Rajnikanth gave Monalisa that smile!".
ceejayoz: > It passed both houses of Congress by large, veto-proof majorities. Support was bipartisan, though about a third of the Democratic caucus in both the House and Senate opposed it. Clinton criticized DOMA as "divisive and unnecessary".Sure doesn't seem like a Clinton issue?
phishin: Imagine basing your entire opinion on a man about how they feel about that other man.
mindslight: [delayed]
observationist: His proximity to Bruce Lee earned him more or less permanent kung fu cinema fame. Walker,Texas Ranger and other work he did definitely boosted it, but the memes clinched it.
praptak: I don't see how this matters. Whoever thinks I'm horrible is 100% allowed to say this after I'm dead.
claytongulick: Or, another option is that we could all give grace to others, even (especially) if they disagree with us.
ericjmorey: Who are you granting grace to? Who are you denying it to?We know the answers to these questions for Norris.
northlondoner: He was a hero in tech and science as well. I recall during my PhD studies, we always create new memes on our field that Chuck can finish things in no time. In loving memory of Chuck Norris.
Goofy_Coyote: Chuck Norris once slapped Pi so hard it became rational for a moment.RIP dude, we’d continue the jokes, may your soul laughs as hard as we do.Chuck Norris once bet 42 is a prime. He won.
domador: Sorry, but these Chuck Norris jokes are more like Bruce Schneier facts: https://www.schneierfacts.com/